ONLY my Feet

Oh how you've fallen! This is the only thing that can turn you on anymore, isn't it?

And sometimes you might be hit by the realization that it didn't always used to be this way.

You weren't always totally addicted to feet. You weren't always so much of a fucking loser.

But now you are, and there's no turning back.

Which is exactly why it is my prerogative to enslave a footballer like you.