Oil me up baby!

All right, I'm back. I cleaned up after the whipped cream. I'm back to just being nice and soft.

Now the next thing I've never ever ever done with anyone and I've always wanted to do,

the whipped cream I actually did a long time ago with a girlfriend.

We didn't know what to do when it started melting so we were like, "Eww!"

Now I think I know what to do. Just kind of let it melt and glaze it all over our bodies.